lupita nyong’o: *just finishes heartfelt oscar acceptance speech*
oscar telecast: *cues Willy Wonka music*
A farmer finds one of his horses dead, Fuller begins, then discovers the horse is pregnant. “So he induces birth,” Fuller continues, “and a human corpse is pushed out.”
"Oh God…," moans an executive.
Hannibal’s Curious Recipe | Entertainment Weekly
this is exactly what I would have guessed an episode outline for Hannibal would be like
guys, guys, justified is back 2nite :D
15min: lol this is insane but entertaining
30min: omg the 80’s were nuts
45min: wow leo rly loves those qualudes
1hour: and coke, he sure loves ludes and coke a lot
1h15: drugsdrugsdrugs 24/7 i get itttttttttttttt
1h30: i’m kind of starting to wish leo would just turn into patrick bateman and murder everyone??
1h45: OMG JUST ARREST HIM PLZ
2h: is it over yet?
2h15: whyyyyyyyyyyyyy isn’t this over yet
2h30: uuuuuggggghhhhhh leo go 2 jail so this movie can be over
3h: *leaves cinema* fuck it’s dark out already